The Quotable


May you have:
A world of wishes at your command.
God and his angels close to hand.
Friends and family their love impart,
and Irish blessings in your heart!

~~Irish Blessing~~

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Sharing...


I received a couple of things this week from my email neighborhood that I would like to share with your. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

First:

Humor for Lexophiles


1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 5. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 6. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

7. When the smog lifts in
Los Angeles , U.C.L.A

8. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a
number on it!

9. The professor discovered that her theory of earthqu
akes was on
sh
aky ground.

10. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

11. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

12. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is just two-tired.

13. A will is a dead giveaway.

14. A backward poet writes inverse.

15. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

16. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

17. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in
France , resulted in
linoleum blownapart.

18. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

19. A calendar's days are numbered.

20. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

21. If you jump off a
Paris bridge, you are in Seine .

22. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd
dye.

23. B
ak
ers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

24. Acupuncture: a jab well done



Next:

Greaser Babies, a video destined for greatness?


All have a grand day!!!

~~~~~~~^j^~~~~~~
Thanks be to God!

9 comments:

  1. LOL! This was a great grin to start the day on. I'm going to print these out and share them with the little girls as part of our language lesson today. It'll fit right in with our Tickle Me Tuesday theme and teach what a "play on words" means. &:o)

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  2. These are great!! Thanks for sharing:)

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  3. Hahaha, Cath.

    Great sense of humor! Its past midnight here in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. But I just want to read your blog. Worth visiting.

    You sure know how to light up people's life, no matter what time people logged in.

    We share similar zodiac...

    Thank you for dropping by at RTL, please come again.

    LOL!

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  4. This is definitely my family's cornball sense of humor.

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  5. Thanks Cathy. I love fun stuff with words!

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  6. lol!! Thanks for sharing!! :)

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  7. There are lots of them here that I've never heard before. :) I like #20.

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  8. I just printed a copy of this so my sons can take it to school. What fun!!!

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