Joy comes in many forms.
And this day has the potential of
being just as grand as
A bit of humor
being just as grand as
During all the heat and humidity
we must bear.
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Joy today must be shared in the humor we find in life itself. It is miserable outside. It's been that way for weeks...I have to laugh, because there is nothing I can do about it. I have not control of it. Then today a friend, Father Tim Tenbarge sent the following! Please enjoy!
"IT'S SO HOT!!! REALLY?.....HOW HOT IS IT?....."......the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
.....hot water comes from both taps.
.....you can make sun tea instantly.
.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.
.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
.....farmers are feeding their chickenscrushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
IT'S SO DRY!!! HOW DRY ???
.....that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling
.....the Methodists are using wet-wipes
.....the Presbyterians are giving rain checks
..... and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
TRY TO KEEP COOL !!!
~~~^j^~~~
Thanks to Father Tim
And
Thanks be to God!!!
Cathy
