Friday, November 30, 2007

The Christmas Pageant


My husband and I had been happily married for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it with His word as my guide.

God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son. The next year God blessed us with another son. The following year, He blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter. My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty. We now had four children, and
the oldest
was only four years old.

I learned never to ask God
for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me, "If you pray for rain, make sure you carry an umbrella." I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they lay in their cribs. I was off to a good start. God had entrusted me with four children and I didn't want to disappoint Him.

I tried to be patient the day the children smashed two dozen eggs on the kitchen floor searching for baby chicks. I tried to be understanding... when they started a hotel for homeless frogs in the spare bedroom, although it took me nearly two hours to catch all twenty-three frogs. When my daughter poured ketchup all over herself and rolled up in a blanket to see how it felt to be a hot dog, I tried to see the humor rather than the mess.

In spite of changing over twenty-five thousand diapers, never eating a hot meal and never sleeping for more than thirty minutes at a time, I still thank God daily for my children. While I couldn't keep my promise to be a perfect mother - I didn't even come close...I did keep my promise to raise them in the Word of God.

I knew I was missing the mark just a little when I told my daughter we were going to church to worship God, and she wanted to bring a bar of soap along to "wash up" Jesus, too. Something was lost in the translation when I explained that God gave us everlasting life, and my son thought it was generous of God to give us his "last wife."

My proudest moment came during the children's Christmas pageant. My daughter was playing Mary, two of my sons were shepherds and my youngest son was a wise man. This was their moment to shine. My five-year-old shepherd had practiced his line, "We found the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes." But he was nervous and said, "The baby was wrapped in w rinkled clothes." My four-year-old "Mary" said, "That's not 'wrinkled clothes,' silly. That's dirty, rotten clothes." A wrestling match broke out between Mary and the shepherd and was stopped by an angel, who bent her halo and lost her left wing. I slouched a little lower in my seat when Mary dropped the doll representing Baby Jesus, and it bounced down the aisle crying, "Mama-mama." Mary grabbed the doll, wrapped it back up and held it tightly as the wise men arrived. My other son stepped forward wearing a bathrobe and a paper crown, knelt at the manger and announced, "We are the three wise men, and we are bringing gifts of gold, common sense and fur." The congregation dissolved into laughter, and the pageant got a standing ovation.

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I've never enjoyed a Christmas program as much as this one," laughed the pastor, wiping tears from his eyes. "For the rest of my life,I'll never hear the Christmas story with out thinking of gold, common sense and fur." "My children are my pride and my joy and my greatest blessing," I said as I dug through my purse for an aspirin.

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It is with gratitude that I thank Ron's cousin, Catherine, for sending me this in the form of an email. The author is anonymous to me at this time, but she has a wonderful way of putting into words the "Life and Times of Motherhood" in a simple yet moving manner.

I recall the time two of the boys, and I'm not sure which, and it's not important anyway, first served Mass TOGETHER. As always the Kellers were sitting in the front of the church so we have no idea how the rest of the congregation was reacting. I only know that I wanted to disappear, when neither boy could decide who was going to ring the bells at consecration. The bells were rung by BOTH as they fought for superiority. The problem was easily solved after Mass when they were instructed to decide before Mass who was to ring the bells. Our children are not only a constant source of joy, but also an endless cause for humility when our PRIDE gets in the way.

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Peace, Joy, and Thanks be to God!!!


8 comments:

  1. What a lovely blog you have:)

    I hope you dont mind if I add you to our blog roll? Thanking you in advance:)

    Peace & JOY to you

    Marie

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  2. I do believe that God is the most loving and giving of all. Ask and you shall receive. And sometimes though, we do receive it in a manner or form we least expected.

    joy
    The Goddess In You
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  3. Wonderful wonderful! Thanks for the chuckle. God bless.

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  4. Still giggling, GrandmaK! So funny! Had like things happen with our altar boys. They're accomplished now, but in the early days, I could barely stand to watch when they served! Talk about distracting!

    BTW: Head over to AWTY and pick up an award??

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  5. Oh, this was priceless! Thanks for the laughter it brought tonight.

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  6. All of you who visit my humble blog are a constant source of inspiration to me through each of your blogs. You see I only started blogging as a means of journaling. I've tried writing in a journal and keeping these thoughts of who I am and where I am on my journey...Well, it didn't work. It seemed such a LONLY journey. I got the courage to start MY blog when I started reading Sr.Julie's blog, A Nun's life. It's been a magnificent adventure for me since I started THIS Journey. A journey I take, not alone but with others who value life, its gifts and the trials,on the road to righteousness. Thank you ALL and especially, you, Lisa, for the gift of the Emmanuel Award. It is truly a privilege!!! Thanks Be To God!!!

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  7. "I tried to be understanding... when they started a hotel for homeless frogs in the spare bedroom, although it took me nearly two hours to catch all twenty-three frogs."
    Priceless.! I love this post.
    It makes my house feel normal:)
    God Bless
    Suzy

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  8. I laughed, too, Suzy when I pictured then chasing leaping frogs. I think it would be like trying to catch a "greased pig"! Thanks for the visit. Hope all is well.

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