Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Male or Female

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.



TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated



HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under [them]!

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.



WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..




EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.



THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Are you laughing?!?!?! Good! Now have a wonderful day!

~~~^j^~~~
Thanks be to Emily for the smiles!
and
Thanks be to God!!



So SORRY the pics didin't come through! Cathy

6 comments:

  1. Wish the picture haf come through, but maybe it's just a blogger problem!

    Hilarious, very cute, Cathy and scarily true, too!

    blessings and hugs,

    marcy

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  2. I AM laughing! This was hysterical (and true!), I enjoyed it a lot!
    A very nice way to start the day.
    Have a good one!
    All the best,
    Eileen

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  3. lol these are great. Even my husband laughed at a few of them.

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  4. Those are great!! Thanks for the smile first thing this AM!

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  5. Thanks for the laugh this morning, Cathy! These are great!

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