FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. | |
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. | |
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated | |
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under [them]! | |
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. | |
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. | |
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. | |
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. | |
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. | |
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
So SORRY the pics didin't come through! Cathy
Wish the picture haf come through, but maybe it's just a blogger problem!
ReplyDeleteHilarious, very cute, Cathy and scarily true, too!
blessings and hugs,
marcy
I AM laughing! This was hysterical (and true!), I enjoyed it a lot!
ReplyDeleteA very nice way to start the day.
Have a good one!
All the best,
Eileen
lol these are great. Even my husband laughed at a few of them.
ReplyDeleteThose are great!! Thanks for the smile first thing this AM!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh this morning, Cathy! These are great!
ReplyDeleteStill funny...without the pics!
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