Sam and DuchessThe Rules
1. The cat is not allowed in the house.2. OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.3. OK, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.4. The cat may get on the old furniture only.5. Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.6. The cat may sleep on the bed, but not under the covers.7. OK, the cat may sleep under the covers by invitation only.8. Well, OK, the cat may sleep under the covers every night, and on the pillow.9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the cat; only the cat may sleep on the pillow.Found this in this month's Catholic Digest
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APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH.
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it
always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness
will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you
probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is
when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who
is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who
wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because
they demonstrate how many people a company
can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel
younger than everyone else looks?
9. Scratch a cat and you will have a
permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than
the boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones
just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting
a call for a wrong number at 4 AM.
Like this: It could be a right number.
13. No one ever says 'It's only a game' when
their team is winning..
14. I've reached the age where the happy
hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print.
There's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that
not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, there
will be thousands of old ladies running
around with tattoos? (And rap music
will be the Golden Oldies!)
18. Money can't buy happiness ---
but somehow it's more comfortable
to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching
in every joint, you are probably dead!
20. Always be yourself. Because the people
that matter, don't mind. And the one's
that mind, don't matter.
Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.~~~^j^~~~Thanks be to God!
Here are 7 pictures of European trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing. The products they are hauling are painted on the outside, side and back, but it looks as if you are looking at the interior of the trailer.
The first one is of a beer bottle and looks so real. It looks as if the bottle is coming out the side of the bottle.
Here is a canvas tote bag.
The Pepsi cases look as if they are stacked on the ceiling
Here is another truck with the windshield faceing the back, a drived painted in the drivers seat looking back over his shoulder to appear as if he is diving backwards. (How this one is just palin scary, even when the German reads, "On the wrong way?"
Here is an aquarium with fish in it.
This one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it with the advertisement for the book supplier no doubt.
Finally, here is the ad for Pringles Hot and Spicy. The "inside" of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.
